Pure fiction

Fire overtook my heart, and ice my mind. A thin fog veiled my sight, covering my world with a sweet pink tint. Limbs turned to jelly, mind slowed to a crawl, and my person reduced to a blubbering wreck, I ogled the ridiculously beautiful lady that stood before me. She smiled, an incandescent smile that instantly illuminated my world, and in a sweet chordal voice introduced herself.

Was it Tiffany, or was it Tiffy? I wasn't sure, overwhelmed as I was with her presence. I desperately wanted to say something intelligent,something witty, funny that would make her laugh her melodious tinkling laugh; make her smile that beautiful brilliant smile; and make her like me. 

I opened my mouth, as a dozen disjointed thoughts surged through my mind. Should I throw out a witty pickup line, like "Do you belief in love at first sight, or should I come back later?", or should I try something more suggestive, like "Is your family into baking, cuz you have nice buns". Would that be cute, funny, or just puerile cheesy? What would be funny, nice and likeable to her? I started out with the witty pick up line:

"Urgh murgh miahgle...." My tongue curled around itself, as the sweet pink fog tied up my throat, and froze my thoughts. I tried to smile, and gloss over the social faux pas, but I probably looked more like a strangled toad, especially with the gurgling I was making. 

She giggled, a cute innocent tinkle, that melted my heart, and slackened my jaw. My eyes became dreamy, vacant, much like a sluggish torpor induced by narcotics. Beguiled by the smile, my regular demeanour crumbled, leaving me an exposed, stammering wreck. She reached out, and poked me in my rather ample midriff, that bewitching smile never leaving her countenance for one moment.

Tongue-tied, I flushed a deep crimson, as my heart rate accelerated. Giddy with infatuation, my breathing became shallow and rapid. Mentally, I kicked myself, as I struggled to pull myself together to give some form of a response; I wanted to... I needed to...ermmmm... I didn't even know! A thick white fog had obscured my mind, clouding up, and crowding out my other thoughts. 

Indecision washed over me, as desire and hesitance embroiled in a fight for dominance. The former
eventually overcame the latter, and palms slick with sweat, I endeavoured to speak once more. "I..gahmm..."

"Aren't you so cute!" She quipped, smiling her breathtakingly beautiful smile. Oh how I wanted to reach forth, to kiss her, to release the sexual tension within me. Her allure, in her flawless beauty, her quirky, loveable mannerisms, and her exitable demeanor proved impossible to resist. I couldn't afford to bungle this! I desperately wanted her to feel about me the same way I did about her, to meld together to form the most perfect puzzle, to explore the wildest adventures with her by my side. I just couldn't screw this up!

But I did. As I watched her stalk away, creeped out, I sighed inwardly. What a spectacular failure that was. I sat down, watching her exquisite frame disappear into the crowd, as once more, loneliness engulfed me. Biting into the enticing fruit of love, I realised, belatedly, that it was sour.